Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.
We'd like to welcome you on board this FSM flight.
Today we will be flying to Hong Kong and Switzerland. Flight duration will be around 60 minutes and we are expecting some turbulence today, so buckle your seat belt and get ready for the flight of your life.
Then it was my turn to sit in the hot seat.
Pilot Dave ran me through it again. I had way too many questions about what controls do what and what button is this and mainly how not to crash.
Yes, we're on a plane.
But a grounded plane.
It was quite surreal sipping on a cold San Miguel surrounded by 4 or 5 pilots - is this what it is like having a drink on Emirates first class lounge bar?
Although awesome, I felt quite claustrophobic. I can't imagine the place being full.
But I would definitely host a pretty epic dinner party here with a bunch of friends!
Once again ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for choosing to fly with FSM today. We have switched on the seat belt sign as we come in for our final descent and we look forward to seeing you on-board again soon.